Suck my left one.

Me want snoo-snoo! :)

(Source: assartathletics)

(Source: assartathletics)

(via erects)

when you accidentally step on your pet's foot

  • Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
  • Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
waves-of-pure-emotion:

OMG HAHHHAHAHA

waves-of-pure-emotion:

OMG HAHHHAHAHA

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via laughcentre)

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